I’ve heard it said that it’s just twists of fate that make people successful or unsuccessful in life. That our careers are decided upon just as much by where we’re born and the choices our parents make as our own drive to succeed and conscious decisions regarding goals and ambition.
Today I met one such example, who has obviously been handed an unfair lot in life, most likely through no fault of her own.
Out in Hampstead, near one of the more charming Starbucks locations, we were deciding whether to stop for a quick drink or go peruse the bookshelves of Waterstones. C turned to the barista and through no intention of his own, was given the oddest answer ever given to this particular question.
“What time do you close?”
“What time are we open untill? Or what time do we close?”
Baffling. Clearly I am not on the same plane as this particular barista, because try as I might, I am not seeing the subtle distinction.
After spending a few hours mulling it over, I have come up with two possible solutions to my conundrum.
1. She is one of those poor unfortunate souls who has come over from Eastern Europe and is forced to be a waitress, even though she in fact holds a Doctorate in Philosophy.
2. She is a first class idiot.
I’ll leave it to you to decide.
(Ps: No offence meant. She’s probably very happy with her job. After all, if I were a barista, I’d just leave the apron at work, say it really fast, and hope people assume I practise law.)